And for this blog's entertainment, I have decided to contemplate what things Jay will find in the maintenance tunnel of Ye Olde Abandoned Hospital O'Doom.
Counting down from 5, we have...
That's right, Jay will find a Vorlon, and one with major anger issues. After being force-choked and told his YouTube channel is "intolerable", he will be forced to sit and watch as Ulkesh and the Operator play chess.
"I'M BRIAN BLESSED!"
After Alex and the Operator fight each other over who is the main villain, Brian Blessed will step up to the plate. Hilarity Ensues.
The Decepticons have taken over the basement for their new base. Jay will be pressed into service, and attempt to steal information from the Autobots. He will succeed beyond everyone's wildest dreams, because the Autobots never even notice Laserbeak sitting beside them watching TV. Jay will make a career as a Decepticon stooge, and will be spared when Megatron takes over the world.
Just Pinkie Pie.
It's Pinkie Pie. Pinkie Pie has no explanation. Pinkie Pie needs no explanation.
And the number one guess of what Jay will find down the tunnel is....
Now that I've gotten all my nonsense, absurdity, and surrealism out of the way...I'm going to continue F5ing YouTube in the hopes of a new entry tonight.