Saturday, March 2, 2013

Dear World

SNOPES.

Take two seconds to check it. For the love of all that is good and sane. I don't care how many heartstrings are getting tugged, just look it up. Enough with the guilt-tripping photos and overly-contrived scenarios.

No, that boy has not been dying of cancer for the last fifteen years.

No, that girl did not go through a windshield and yet survive long enough and have enough strength to give her astonishingly coherent and wordy final thoughts to a reporter who probably would not be talking to a dying girl when there are paramedics waiting to take her to the hospital.

No, you are not going to hell if you do not repost the saccharine picture of Jesus.

I DON'T CARE WHO WAS PHONE.

That is all. Have a lovely, rational day.





Besides, we all know that Slender Man was phone. Don't be ridiculous.

2 comments:

  1. AMEN. I wish people would do this before they forward any e-mail ever.

    Also, Tim's gun was phone!

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    1. Ah, yes, the phone gun of Unforum.

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