Wednesday, April 10, 2013

I haven't done a Marble Hornets predictions post in a while, so...

We are approaching Entry #69, which means we've been at this a long time, and there are going to be many, many dirty jokes over on the Unfiction forums.

But apart from the fact that mentioning "69" turns everyone into middle schoolers, we have a few tantalizing clues.

We know that Jay and Tim are in hiding from Psycho!Alex. We know they are looking for something. We know that Alex is looking for them, and that Hoody apparently finds this all hilarious. We have a picture of Tim (the actor) doing a balancing act over that log from Entry #21. We just recently got an unspoilery screenshot from The Great and Powerful Troy, which shows an unshaven, disreputable Jay gazing out into the distance in the middle of the woods.

What does it all mean? Well, that's what I'm here to tell you.

Clearly Tim and Jay have returned to the Woods of Filming to return to the red tower. Why? Because it's the only clue they have, and the only place that Trosephim are allowed to hang around now, because authorities don't like amateur filmmakers anymore than the Slender Man does.

Jay will climb the ladder, because hey, why not. He begins to contemplate the forest, such as how trees are everywhere, and dirt is a precious commodity to the American economy. Alex arrives on the scene, and gets into scuffle with Tim. Hoody arrives as well, and naturally The Operator shows up to save Alex again, because Alex just keeps getting into these sorts of things, he doesn't know why, he's just a rebellious kid, and Hoody flees and Tim starts turning into BatTim Masky. Jay will have a sudden revelation on the nature of grass and fall out of the tower in surprise, crushing Alex. The Operator shakes his fist and flees, and a good time is had by all.


  1. I am convinced that every THAC short is somehow canon in the MH universe.

    And that the Operator came from the world inside the drink machine.

    1. If you recall, Joseph did go crazy and kill Troy. What does Alex do? Go crazy and try to kill Jay. Now we need to see what it means by Joseph dressing up in a suit and getting killed by Tim...

      Which one is the drink machine? I don't remember this...

  2. The drink machine was a reference to this: