TRANS-SIBERIAN ORCHESTRA, THAT'S WHAT.
It's revolting to hear Mariah Carey shriek over the radio repeatedly, because someone thinks listening to Christmas music non-stop starting the beginning of November is sane.
But TSO can be safely enjoyed throughout the year without loss of sanity.
Also you have things like this that go on until the fender-benders due to rubber-neckers become too great.
Scrooge would not have felt nearly as humbuggish if he'd had this instead of carolers.