FYI Space is Purple, and someone vaporizes some Psi-Cop types.
STOP SAYING THOSE THINGS
Sinclair: Such a quiet, ordinary day.
Catherine: Yes. I’m sure nothing will go wrong at all.
OBLIGATORY STAR TREK REFERENCE
Security Guard: CHEKOV! You’re my hero!
Guy: You can go check on Sigma-957. There are totally no super powerful disco beings hanging out there. Just don’t tell anyone k?
Guy: Also people fight over that area of space. We’ll need G’Kar’s approval.
SINCLAIR TALKS TO HIMSELF ANYWAYS
Sinclair: Nice day, nice day. Yep, it was…HEY YOU’RE IN MY HEAD GO AWAY.
Bester: Sorry I keep forgetting.
Sinclair: So who are you guys?
Bester: I’m Bester, I’m a Psi-Cop and I’m here to help!
Ironheart: I’ll take it, as long as it’s far away from people.
Apartment Lady: Kthxbai.
The room then rattles about threateningly. This is a bad sign, right up there with someone saying “Nothing can go wrong”.
Kelsey: So Ironheart got reassigned to a super secret operation and now he’ll probably sell that information or something.
Talia: He wouldn’t do that. He was my boyfriend.
Bester: Looks like we get to scan you!:-D
Kelsey: It won’t be fun. :-D
Bester and Kelsey do spirit fingers at Talia, which is apparently horrible, because Talia grasps at her head. Commander Chosen One intervenes.
Sinclair: KNOCK IT OFF OR I WILL END YOU.
Ivanova: SO WILL I.
Bester: Just how many people on this station are in love with Talia, anyways?
G’Kar: Sigma-957 is super creepy. I bet you think I’m a jerk. Well I am. But I’m not just a jerk.
Catherine: You let me go or I’ll go anyways.
G’Kar: You won’t come back.
IRONHEART EXPLAINS THE PLOT
Ironheart: They experimented on me until I woke up and realized
I was a Vorlon I had become super powerful and could telekinete
the crap out of EVERYTHING.
Talia: I thought all teeks were crazy.
Ironheart: That was back in the Stephen King days.
Catherine: Let’s go to Sigma-957! I’m sure this won’t end badly.
G’KAR’S RED ROOM
G’Kar: I need a heavy fighter for a mission to Sigma-957. Just in case it ends badly.
BAD LIFE DECISIONS
Ivanova: You know, you could have kind of told us about the SUPER POWERFUL BEING ON THE STATION.
Kelsey: It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Bester: And we really don’t know what Ironheart is anymore. He went nuts and killed the head researcher.
Sinclair: Which makes this SO MUCH WORSE.
Ironheart: Psi-Corps is becoming the puppet master of this series and I’m becoming…
Ironheart: No. Everything.
Talia: Well that makes great sense. Let me talk to Sinclair about this…
Walkers: OHAI! WE’RE A DISCO BALL!
Catherine: WHAT IS THIS I DON’T EVEN
Catherine: Hello? Computer?
Computer: Oh, we are so dead.
Catherine: …I HATE DISCO.
BUT IRONHEART LOVES DISCO
Ironheart: I’m becoming an energy being.
Ironheart: You’re a bunch of subatomic particles. And I could pull it apart with a thought.
Sinclair: …okay not so sweet.
Talia: We can’t let the Psi-Cops find out how to do this again.
Ironheart: I just need to leave so I can finish turning awesome.
Sh’Drog: Ohai Catherine. G’Kar told us to come bail you out after going to the creepy place of doom.
Catherine: Ohhhhhh he was trying to help.
BAD LIFE DECISIONS REDUX
Bester: OHAI IRONHEART.
Talia: You’re distracting him, meaning he’s losing control of his powers, which means we will be destroyed. Idiot.
Sinclair: Idiot! *facepunch*
Kelsey: Hey shooting at the super-powerful disco god is a good idea, right?
Ironheart proceeds to vaporize Kelsey and force-punch Bester.
Ivanova: The energy surge! IT’S OVER 9000!
Energy!Ironheart: Talia! I have become a disco rave! Here’s an awesome gift that may or may not become arc relevant!
SINCLAIR THREATENS EVERYONE
Sinclair: We’ll accidentally the whole file.
Garibaldi: And you can tell them the ship exploded.
Sinclair: And you can’t blame Talia.
Garibaldi: Also GTFO.
Bester: FINE. I’ll just give you my signature plot-wave and go.
Garibaldi: So how’s Talia? What was with that gift thing?
TALIA IS NOW AWESOME
Talia: *telekinetes the penny*
Catherine: So what was with that?
G’Kar: Character development. I’ve discussed this. Several times.
Catherine: And what was with the disco ship?
G’Kar: There are super powerful things out there that make us seem like little ants. It’s terrifying and awesome and extremely arc-relevant.
Catherine: Do all super powerful beings like disco?
MEANWHILE OUT IN SPACE
Ironheart: *hums Disco Inferno*