For lo, we have walked this journey together five years. (Okay, three years for me.) Five years of madness, horrible plot teasing, and straight up confusion. And here, all these years later, we are left with more questions than can ever be answered and three little words:
What? No, wait, no...that's not...no. We're not...
Everything is fine. That's what I meant. Everything is fine.
I think the THAC boys beat out J.K. Rowling for "Most Effective Jimmy-Rustling Epilogue".