Wednesday, December 10, 2014

A quick word about a certain Preston Child...

No, no, not Douglas Preston and Lincoln Child. Preston Child. It's totally his real name guys, really. Sure, he was inspired by Doug and Linc's technothrillers, to the point it practically sounds like a Lincoln Child novel, but that's totally his real name. Sure, he has used pseudonyms in the past, and uses stock photos for his pictures, but he's really, incredibly legit. And if people bought his books thinking that they were by the other guys, well, it's not his fault. At all.



GUYS. HE'S SO SAD. LOOK AT THE SAD FACE EMOTICON. HE'S VERY SAD.


The Nostalgia Chick knows that tears are an important part of every balanced meal.

You know...even if that really was his name, he probably should have realized how it would be perceived. Instead, he and his deranged fans lament the madness of the evil Amazon bullies who leave bad reviews and use the word "rip-off" You know, kind of like...

GUYS HE'S A MALE, THRILLER-WRITER VERSION OF STEPHENIE MEYERS.

This actually explains everything about this situation. (Given that most of the reviews that are not obviously sock puppets are pretty bad.)


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