GUYS. HE'S SO SAD. LOOK AT THE SAD FACE EMOTICON. HE'S VERY SAD.
The Nostalgia Chick knows that tears are an important part of every balanced meal.
You know...even if that really was his name, he probably should have realized how it would be perceived. Instead, he and his deranged fans lament the madness of the evil Amazon bullies who leave bad reviews and use the word "rip-off" You know, kind of like...
GUYS HE'S A MALE, THRILLER-WRITER VERSION OF STEPHENIE MEYERS.
This actually explains everything about this situation. (Given that most of the reviews that are not obviously sock puppets are pretty bad.)