You know what? I got nothing this year. I was expecting a Cowboys Super Bowl and my hopes were dashed to the ground. I would root for the Patriots, but now I can't even take them seriously with this whole "deflated balls" thing. I can't even take Seattle seriously because of that abomination of a movie that's coming out on Valentine's Day. The only thing you have going for you is coffee.
So, uh...win the Super Bowl. For coffee.